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Title: GIVE ME MY RECEIPT!
Scammer Name: JONATHAN LUTHMAN

Date: Wed, 27 Aug 2003 18:04:05 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: FROM JONATHAN .

Urgent and Confidential.
Dear Friend,

I am Jonathan Luthman a 25 years old boy and my sister is susan a 22 years old girl were the only survival son and daughter of late prominate business man Mr.Harrison Luthman from Yugoslavia. My father left Yugoslavia in the year 1971 to Angola in Africa there he started a new life career by buying and selling diamond to foreign country such as belgiun i-e brussel not quite long he met with my mother an Angola woman and they both engage in marriage all to enable him to gain ground in Angola.

After some years he had a private minning company called branch energy unfortunate for him war broke out and he was assasinated by the rebels simply because of diamonds and this lead to untimely wind up of his investment but,nevertheless my father been a man with foresight had disclose to my mother that he deposited some huge amount of money with a security company outside Angola for future project and after his death ,this lead to immediate evacuation of my mother, myself and my sister to a country called COTE D'IVOIRE where the money is deposited.So good,so bad, my mother as well after locating the security company due to much thinking she had to gave up the spirit some months after arrival.

Now presently I and my sister are lying helplessly in the refugee camp in Abidjan.My father deposited $32 million dollars which is in a trunk box and declare it as a family belonging.Sir I and my sister here by crying and demanding for your assistance over the retrievement of this consignment out of the security company to your country for onward lucrative business of our choice, in which you will be our guardian concerning the investment.Please we need a God fearing person one that is considerate inlife and ready to be a good friend for us as this is the only heritage leftfor us.

Note! 15% of the total amount is map out for you and 5% is for every expenses that we may incure during the transaction. More also, all the necessary document concernning the deposit is intact incase if the need call for it.Please email us with j_luthman@libero.it Immediately you recieve this mail.

Thanks and God Bless.

yours Faithfully
Jonathan and Susan Luthman.
Abidjan


[Enter good old Phil Mycrackin]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan and Susan,

What a blessing it was to receive your email! I had just this moment been writing to my very good friend the Reverend Eminem who has been asking me for a donation for his church. Unfortunately the reverend's church roof is deteriorating very fast and is in bad need of repair. Of course, as a fellow Christian I am only too happy to help him as much as I can. I have just informed him that I will be sending him a donation of $7,600 to help towards the repair cost. I know that this amount will not be enough for the completion, but I sure God will supply other means for the good reverend. I have been a very good friend of the reverend for many years now. In fact he presided at the wedding of myself and my lovely wife, Petunia.

Anyway I digress. I have read the contents your letter and please accept my sincere condolences on the death of your father, and I hope that good luck will come to your mother. I will pray for you this evening.

Now to your proposition. I will be most happy to help you, and with the grace of God I we will get this deal finalised as soon as possible. Before I go any further, I have to tell you that I am going to have to make a request for you to prove your identity to me. The reason for this is that some months ago, I made a deal with a very ungodly man who was a liar and a thief. After putting my trust and good Christian faith in him, he stole US $41,373 from me. So, please forgive me if my request seems strange to you.

To prove your identity to me I would require that you send me a photograph of yourself. However, because the ungodly man whole stole my money also sent a photograph (which proved to be a false one), I need to make more precautions that the photograph I receive is a true one. I will need you to email me a picture of yourself (or representative) holding a sign with my name written upon it. Also, we have a local greeting gesture in my part of the country. I will supply the image with my name for you to print out for the sign. If you are able to do this it will prove that the photo is genuine and not a fake of someone else, for it is very easy to find someone else's image to send. Let me know ASAP if you are agreeable to this and I will arrange to have the image emailed to you.

Please forgive me for having to ask this of you, but because of my very tragic experience of having my money stolen I need to be very careful for the future. Although I am by normal standards a quite rich man (I own my own computer supplies company) I have pledged to God almighty that I will be more careful for the future.

I am sorry and I hope you forgive me for asking this request, but I am afraid I will not be prepared to continue with your proposition until I receive the picture I require. Once I have the picture I will know for 100% that you are indeed a very honest and Godly person, and I will then be very happy to help a fellow Christian out in this time of great need. Once I receive the image I will of course be happy to provide my identification to you.

Let me know your acceptance ASAP and I will send you my name as a image immediately.
May God bless you and take care of you all,
Phil Mycrackin.
Vulcan Freeservis Ind.





Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 15:20:30 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: Thanks Jonathan and Susan

Dear Sir,
I have attached my picture and any other document that you request will be given to you.
I wait urgently for your message.
Thanks
Jonathan

Jonathan Luthman

[Lovin' the crass '80s style belt buckle Johnny!]


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
Bless you for sending me your photograph. You do indeed look to be a good Christian young man with stylish dress sense and handsome shoes. However, I am afraid there has been a slight mix-up. Of course I understand that English is not your first language so I fully appreciate how you may have misunderstood my last email. I will explain as best I can.....

Please Jonathan, I need to make sure that the person I am dealing with via this email is an honest Godly person. To be able to prove this 100% to me I would require that either yourself, your sister, or a trusted representative arrange to have your picture taken holding a sign with my name, and maybe my partners name written on it. The reason for this is that it would be almost impossible for anyone to forge this image. As I explained before, it is very easy these days to find images of other people and send them to somebody, so in order to be certain you are who you say you are, a picture of you holding my name would of course be total proof. I hope you understand my explanation.

If you are agreeable to my request, please let me know ASAP and I will forward you by attachment an image bearing my name and that of my business partner David Semen. Then, you can print this out and hold it for the photograph.

As soon as I receive the image then of course I will be most happy to help a fellow Christian in any possible way that I can. As you know our faith demands that we help our fellow brothers as much as possible.

Please let me know your thoughts my brother.

My prayers will be with you tonight. Please send my appreciation and blessings to you sister Susan.
Phil Mycrackin.
Vulcan Freeservis Ind.





Date: Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:55:41 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: all is ok for us
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your message and all the suggestion you made towards this transaction.If not that God has choosen you through our pastor,we could have bigging to be afraid towards your statements but one thing is sure in this live,no matter how much money some made in this earth everybody must go to his creator to give account of his or her work.Our dady and mumy has gone and live their wealth for us to continue where they stoped,and with this money our father made for us,there is no how we can finish in our life time our children childrens has to continue where we also going to stop.

As far as the God has choosen you to us what everthing you ask us to do once is in our position we are ready to do it,even if you demand for more of my picture and of my sister i can give it to you for we don't have any reason to be afraid.Please we will want you to start with what you just said so that your mind will be free to stand as our father to claim the treasure our father saved for us.

Immediately we receive this image we will sign it and return it to you.

We will check back today to see if you're able to send it.
Thanks and God bless you.
Jonathan and Susan Luthman.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it
Dear Jonathan,
Bless you for your quick reply, and my thanks to God you were not offended by my request. It is good to know there are kindly people as yourselves that understand the need for caution.

I have attached an image to this email for you. It is nothing complicated, just my name, and my business partners name, David Semen. Basically is says Phil with David Seamen. If you would please print this out as large as you possibly could to make sure it is very clear on your photograph when you send it to me.

As soon as I receive a suitable image I am certain that God almighty will speed us through this transaction. I will also send you my own identification. I am looking forward to dealing with you and your sister.

Take care my brother, and send my blessings to your wonderful sister.
Phil Mycrackin.
Vulcan Freeservis Ind.
[Phil Mycrackin attach an appropriate image for Jonathan to print out]


Date: Sat, 30 Aug 2003 18:18:52 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: thanks

Dear Sir,
Thanks for your message.I have already taking the picture and also sign it myself but the picture will be out by monday and immdiately it comes out i will scan it back to you.We pray that almighty God will bless you and your family and also keep every one of us alive so that very soon we will meet to stay together and eat together.

Thanks and God bless you.

Jonathan and Susan.



From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it
Me dearest Jonathan & Susan,
God be praised for your help on this matter. Please remember that the image must be large and clear.
My brother, I look forward to Monday, and by the grace of God we will them be able to conclude this transaction ASAP.
Until then, blessing my friend.

Phil Mycrackin.
 


[Jonathan makes Phil Mycrackin day]

Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2003 14:38:08 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: the image
Dear Sir,
How is today.I have attached my picture with image as you requested,now we are waiting for your reply so that we can give you the email contact of the lawyer which our late father used on the he made the deposit with the city trust security company because when we went to the security company to verify the claim they said that they will not do any thing without the present of the lawyer been there.

We wait for your urgent reply
Jonathan

[A complete idiot - but Phil Mycrackin strangely attracted to his T-shirt!]

 


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it
Dear Jonathan,
Bless you for sending me the picture. Your image was perfect, and now I have the proof I need that your intentions are honourable. I like your shoes, and you do indeed have an impressive stool.

I am happy to tell you that I am now ready to do business with you. Please let me know your instructions, and also, where did you get the T-shirt, I love it?

God bless,
Phil Mycrackin.


Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 12:41:57 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: we are happy with you

Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail of today.We are also happy to have a God fearing father whom God have already blessed which will never think of hurting us. You promise to give us your full addentification immediately after you recieve the picture which i snaped with the image.

However,what you are to do is to contact the lawyer which our late father used on the day he made the deposit with the security company because they said that before they can tell us the modality of the claim,they will first see the lawyer.

Please,sir are you going to be here for the claim or you will want the lawyer to help us do everything when he visit them.

I will now give you the email contact and the name of the lawyer which we corrected from them so that you can contact him immediately and ask him to help us have a meeting with the security company and to what it will take to have the box claimed then if you cannot come you will also tell him to ask them if there any way they can use there special diplomatic courier service to deliver the box containing the money direct to you in your country so that immediately you receive it you will open it to remove some money and send to us so that we can use it and buy our air ticket to come down to your country for the investments and other helps we asked.

Please sir as we have told you before our late father did not disclose the real content of the box containing the money to the lawyer or the people incharge of the security company he only delare it as our family belonging so please do not let them know because if they know they maybe greedy to sit on it which you know that this is the only hope of our surviving in this life.

Please,we will want you to act fast because as the little money have at hand for our feeding is almost finished and also this country is still surffering for some political problem which grow worst every day.

Here is the contact of the lawyer.
Barisster Melinga Kuku
bar_melinga_zan@yahoo.co.uk


Should incase you will like to have the two documents they issued to my late father on the day he made the deposit with city trust security company we can scan it to you immediately.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Jonathan and Susan.


[Lets play a bit dumb]
From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
Bless you for your email, and the contents are read and understood. Please find attached my passport image as promised.

You have kindly given me the email address of your lawyer but you did not tell me what it is you want me to write to him. Please reply ASAP and I will then contact the lawyer for you.

Blessings and kind regards,
Phil Mycrackin.


[Phil Mycrackin passport, featuring Bono from the supergroup U2]


Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 14:39:12 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: WE WILL CHECK BACK TODAY

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your message.We did not check back our mail box yesterday enening.If you read our yesterday message very well you could have saw how we told you to should contact the lawyer even the same thing when you will be contacting the security company.Wa asked you yesterday wether you will want us to send you the two documents which they issued to our late father on the day he made the deposit which those documents contains their contact,then you did not say anything.

We where expecting your private contacts as you promised us that immediately we take the picture with the image and send it back to you,you will furnished with it.

(PLEASE BELOW IS HOW YOU ARE TO CONTACT THE LAWYER)

However,this is how we told you to contact the lawyer in our mail of yesterday.You should ask him to help us have a meeting with the City Trust security company as they demand his present first before anything and for him to know what it will required to have the box claimed and also if you cannot come here in person to help us for the claim you will also tell him to ask them if there any way the security company can use there special diplomatic courier service to convey the box containing the money direct to you in your country so that immediately you receive it you will open it to remove enough money and send to us so that we can use it and buy our air ticket to come down to your country for the investments and other helps we asked you.)

Please,we will want you to do this immediately so that if God asigned everything will be done this week and we move out this war zone country because our life is not safe here.

We will check back our mail box later today.
Thanks and God bless you.
Jonathan and Susan.


[Phil Mycrackin contacts the barrister]
From: Phil Mycrackin
To: bar_melinga_zan@yahoo.co.u
FAO: Barrister Melinga Kuku - Ref Jonathan Luthman

Dear Sir,
My name is Phillip Mycrackin. I write to you in reference to Mr. Jonathan Luthman and his parents estate (huge box)
I am able to appear in person for any meeting deemed necessary to facilitate the transfer of above estate (huge box) to myself.
Please advise me on the procedures for the processing of this request, and also advise me if the box is able to be transported by a diplomatic courier service or indeed carrier pigeon.
Yours,
Phillip Mycrackin.
Vulcan Freeservis Ind.


[Jonathan tries to pull on Phil Mycrackin heart strings]

Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:28:36 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: my sister is seek
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail.We are very sorry not to reply you as soon as we use to do,my sister was very very sick and i took her to the camp hosipal for medical treatment,she did not even come with me to the business center to check your mail.

Sir you said that you have contacted the lawyer and he has not get back to,i suggest you wait for some time maybe he went to curt or he have some other peoples case or job to attend to and also you can as well write him a reminder so that he will know that our case needs an urgent attenion.

Please i want you to understand that our life is not safe here because of the political problem which this are still undergoing and also we don't have enough money to be taking care of ourself.

We check back tomorro to know if you gotting the reply from the lawyer.
Thanks and God bless you.
[Phil Mycrackin did't bother to reply]


[More attempts at gaining Phil Mycrackin sympathy... or should that be cash?]
Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2003 14:46:50 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: WE HAVE NOT HAD FROM YOU SIR
Dear Sir,
>How are you today.I did not check our yesterday do to my is still very sick,but even when i checked today i did not see any of your message.Please is everything ok,have the lawyer haven't reach you?.

Please sir remember that our condition here is very very critical you will understand that any one living in the refugee comp dose not have life of his own to couple that we don't have enough money to take care of ourself so please if you made up your mind to help.

We asked you wether you will be here for you and we to go to the security company to claim the box containing the money and we travel back with you,which you have not even make any comment on that.Sir we want you understand that good anythings you are doing to us we believe Almighty God we pay in millions fows because we have already took you as our living perents after we read your first and second reply.

Well i just want to let you know that my sister is serioyusly sick so please we will want to hear from you.
[Phil Mycrackin really was tempted to tell Jonathan to "let the bitch die", but Phil Mycrackin decided that would be in bad taste!]

Thanks and God bles you.
Jonathan And Susan.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
I don't know WHAT is going on. I contacted the barrister as you requested, but he has not done me the courtesy of replying yet. This is most unsatisfactory. Please tell the barrister to pull his finger out of his sphincter.

Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


[The barrister finally gets in touch]
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 15:16:30 +0100 (BST)
From: bar_melinga_zan@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: BARRISTER MELINGA KUKU DIRECTION FROM JONATHAN AND SUSAN

FROM THE DESK OF
MELINGAUS CHAMBERS
BARRISTER MELINGA KUKU
ADDRESS NO AVENUE 10
TREICHVILLE 16BP
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICA

Our Ref 03/cb/vol12/03
Your................
Attn Phillip Mycrackin,
This is to acknowledge your message and the content is clearly understood.First i will like to know if you have the deposited certificate and the receipt of the payment which the City Trust Security Company issued to my client Mr Harrison Luthman on the day he made the deposit with the company as i was the third party and the lawyer he used on the day the box was deposited in the year(10/3/2000).

So i will like to have the two copy of the deposited documents before i can attend to the meeting and also you are required immediately to pay my consultation fees of 300,000cfa in our local currency which is equivalent of $500usd.
[Only $500? What a let-down]

The security company sent me a memo in November 2002 consigning the box containing family belonging which my client deposited in their custody i am the lawyer who stand between him my client and them when the deposit certificate and the receipt was issued to him as they have not had from him for a long time.

You are send the money through western money transfer
[YAWN]
with the name of my personal secretary Mr Emmanuel Chukwukadibia Nnadozie and also send the slip for the correction of the money from the bank.

Immediately i confirm the money and the documents i will move ahead to have the meeting with them by tomorrow.You will also forward to me your contact telephone fax and your address so that i will summit it to them when having the meeting with them.

Be rest assure that i will do everything within my legal power to see that the box will be released immediately and delivered to you once you comply with what it requires to move your case ahead.
You are welcome to my chambers
[No thanks Melinga]

Regards
Barrister Melinga Kuku.
(San)


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it
Dear Jonathan,
The barrister is asking for some documents. I don't have a clue what the lunatic is asking for, but if you would forward anything you have to me I would be grateful. Is your barrister gay?
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 18:31:46 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: attachment from Jonathan and Susan

Dear Sir,
We have scan the documents so please you can contact the lawyer.

Thanks
Jonathan and Susan.


Click to enlarge.


Click to enlarge
[The dodgy documentation]


[Phil Mycrackin forward the documents to the barrister, and he gave a standard, 'thanks' reply, and mentioned his fees again. he decided to complain to Jonathan...]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
Please note that I received the documents you sent today, thank you. I forwarded then to the lawyer but now he expects me to send him payment for his fee. Please explain why I have to pay this? I really am certain the lawyer is gay.
Phil.


Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 12:13:54 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: Sir you knows more than us
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail.We read in your last mail where the lawyer demanded our late father deposited documents and also his consultation fee which we believe that you should know if the lawyer fees is normal as we have not do any business with lawyer so we beleive you must have been doing some business with lawyers please you should know that more than us.

Secondly,we believe that maybe because you are not here that is why he is demanding that money as he will ask the money from you so that he may have his transportation and also the money he will use to feed him self when handling our job.Please sir we will want you to help us do everything as quick as possible so that they release the box and transfer to you this week,so that with your help we wiil move out of the refugee camp to come down there by weekend.

Sir please is it possible for you to come down here for the claim so that immediately we claim the box and we travel together with you.
[You bet your ass it is!]
We will check back today to know if you have settled with him.

Thanks and God bless you

Yours
Jonathan and Susan


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it
Dear Jonathan,
I agree it would it not be easier to finalise these negotiations if I was to fly over and meet with your representatives. I could bring cash with me to facilitate a quick outcome.
Let me know your thoughts, if you have any at all.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 17:08:48 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: Sir the idea is good
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail.It is because we are still waiting for your reply that is why we have not gone back to camp.Sir your suggestion is very very good so that we can fly back with you after we claim the box from the security company.But what we advicing you now is to contact the security company immediately to let them know that you are coming down here by your self for the claim, but do not let then know that it was money our late father deposited with them,and alos you should ask then what is the thing they will want us to do before they can release our box to us.

Secondly you should also let the lawyer know that you are coming so that even if they will require his present he will be happy to come to the security company as he is the lawyer our late father uesd to make the deposit.

Please can you be able to come before the weekend,for we will be happy to move out the camp as soon as possible.

Thanks so much God we surely pay you back in million fows.
[Fows?]

Yours

Jonathan and Susan.


[Phil Mycrackin contact the barrister to let him know Phil Mycrackin popping around to see him]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To: bar_melinga_zan@yahoo.co.u

Sir,
I have consulted with Jonathan& Susan Luthman, and we have come to a agreement that it will be more efficient for me to fly down to meet you in person to facilitate the urgent completion of this deal. I am happy to bring any cash payment with me.

[Dangle carrot]If you are aware of any other processing fees that may be required I urge you to let me know a figure and I will make sure that I bring the required cash amount with me.
Please signal your agreement to this proposal and I will make flight arrangements, and will of course forward you my booking details.
I look forward to being in your chambers.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 03:12:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: melinga kuku
Subject: RESPONSE TO YOUR LAST MESSAGE BARRISTER

FROM THE DESK OF
MELINGAUS CHAMBERS
BARRISTER MELINGA KUKU
ADDRESS NO AVENUE 10
TREICHVILLE 16BP
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICA.

Our Ref 07/cb/vol12/03 Your................
Attn Phillip Mycrackin,
I have just read your mail of 12/9/2003. As i have told you before that i will be committed to help you through my legal professional,only if you can pay my fees.

However,I just want to inform you that i will be attending a meeting with the director of the City trust Security Company by 2pm today as i have a client who want to make a deposit with them,so if you are sincere and to promised me that you are to pay my fees when you're here,i may assist you to verify on what and what you are to do before they can release your box on your arrival here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire probably this week.

So i will like to have your opinion before the time so that i may know if you want it that way or not.

Regards.
Barrister Melinga Kuku
(SAN).


[Phil Mycrackin contact Jonathan]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
Just letting you know that I have contacted the barrister to tell him of my desire to fly down and complete the deal in person. If there are any further requirements, please let me know. Meanwhile I will try to arrange a flight ASAP and I will of course forward the flight details to you.

Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


[Jonathan wants Phil Mycrackin to contact a security company now. Geez, these scams are hard work!]
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 18:50:07 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: Sir please contact them immediately

Dear Sir,
Thanks for your message.We are just coming back from the city trust security company to know if there is any other fees to be paid to them before they can be able to release our box to us.As we told them that our father business assotiate is coming here to help us for the claim,then they said that we should ask you to contact them so that they can give you the details released of the box.

Sir the contact details they give to us is the same thing with the one in their certificate of deposit which we have already sent to you though we will re-send it as they give us.
CITY TRUST SECURITY COMPANY
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826
Email:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr.
Please sir try and contact them immediately as they refuse to let us to know what we are to do and have our box claimed.Sir please do not let them know that it was money our late father deposited with them because according to the documents they issued to him,he only declare it as our family belonging for if they know they maybe greedy to sit on it.

We will check back tomorrow morning.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Jonathan and Susan.


Note: It is at this point Phil Mycrackin started to get a bit bored, so some subtleties gone out the window]
From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Dear Sir,
Ref. Jonathan and Susan Luthman.
Come on guys, let me know what the deal is with the box (trunk)? I need to fly out to your location and pick up the stash. My time is money, so I'd appreciate it if you would tell me the modalities of getting my hands on the loot, and barrister Melinga wants me in his chambers ASAP, and I have to say, looking at my own ass, I don't blame him.
How much is that final total needed before I come to collect the cashola? I will be bringing all the money in person in cash, so I need a final amount, really, I do.
Cheers,
Phil.


[City Trust get in touch]

Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:34:02 +0200 (CEST)
From: citytrust_secirmpany@yahoo.fr
Subject: CTSC CI CONSIGNMENT RELEASED NOTIFICATION RESPONSE
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
MR MARK KONE BEREM CITY TRUST
SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
ADDRESS NO LOT158'RUE DE CAMIEN
TREICHV-VILLE ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICAN
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826.
(CONSIGNMENT NOTIFICATION ACT CTSC CI 18/9/2003)

Attn Mr Phil Mycrackin,
We are here to give a response to your application of claim which dated 17/9/2003.We were the person whom adviced Jonathan and Susan yesterday when they came back for the second time to make verification to there late father family belonging box deposited in our custody since the month of 10th march 2000 which ever since then we have not had from their father or any of his family even when we sent a memo to his lawyer we have not had from him too.

First we are very sorry for the death of your business partner whom is also our depositor here in city trust security company.We told them to contact the lawyer whom their late father Mr Harisson Luthman used to make the deposit with us in our security company, because the time given to him to come and claim his deposit has past and immediately after the time we start counting a demurrage of $100USD per day which we don't compromise on it.
[You can add on as much as you like pal]
However,as you will be coming here to claim the box containing Mr Harisson Luthman family belonging. What you are to do is to contact his lawyer immediately so that he will help you to obtain an Affidavit of trust of oath from curt to present to us before we can be able to release the box to you.
Here is the total money he paid and also the balance. We charged him for one year six months($43,000USD) He paid ($35,000USD)balance of($8,000USD)From the date of the expiration till today he is pay($100 per day)which amounted ($79,800USD)Total Credit as of today is($87,800USD)and this will keep adding $100USD on daily bases till the day you come to claim the box.

We will be expecting your fight schedule.
You are welcome to our services where our customers interest is well protected.
Mr Mark Kone Berem.
DIRECTOR C.T.S.C.C.I.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr

Dear Sir,
Many thanks for your email, and the amount seems fair considering the final payment which will be released. I would prefer to bring the payment in cash if that is acceptable to you. I hope that this will facilitate a quick transfer?
One final thing which either yourself or your representatives will have to arrange before I fly. I will need a hotel room booking for ONE night. I note that you have the Sofitel hotel in Abidjan. I will require that a hotel room is booked for me here for my one night stay. As soon as I have agreement that this will be done I will book my flight and forward my itinerary and attached my booking receipt.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


[City Trust are not a customer-friendly firm]

Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 15:46:22 +0200 (CEST)
From: citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Subject: CTSC CI CONSIGNMENT SECOND RELEASE NOTIFICATION RESPONSE
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
MR MARK KONE BEREM CITY TRUST
SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
ADDRESS NO LOT158'RUE DE CAMIEN
TREICHV-VILLE ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICAN
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826.
(CONSIGNMENT NOTIFICATION ACT NO2 OF CTSC CI
18/9/2003)
Attn Mr Phil Mycrackin,
We receieved your message and your request is going to be taken care of,immediately we receive your flight schadule we will attend to you as it is our duty to see that whatever customer comes into our country to
retrive his or her consignment is well protected.
So be rest assure of your security and your accumodation in Sofitel even if you will be stay more than a night you have nothing to be worried about.
[What about the bullet in the back of Phil Mycrackin head?]
We are now waiting for your visit.
You are highly welcome to our services.
Mr Mark Kone Berem
DIRECTOR C.T.S.C.C.I.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your email. Please find attached my flight itinerary
I am booked to arrive in Friday the 26th of September, and leave the next day, after a good piss-up.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.



Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 13:03:55 +0200 (CEST)
From: citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Subject: CTSC CI CONSIGNMENT RELEASE NOTIFICATION RESPONSE

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
MR MARK KONE BEREM CITY TRUST
SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
ADDRESS NO LOT158'RUE DE CAMIEN
TREICHV-VILLE ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICAN
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826.

(CONSIGNMENT NOTIFICATION ACT NO3 OF CTSC CI
19/9/2003)

Attn Mr Phil Mycrackin,
We receive your flight schadule,and we will keep to our promises even we will come to the air port to welcome you and take you down to the hotel room,but you have to assure us that you will be coming the same day because if we make a reservation to the hotel then the room will be keept to you because of our inflance.
We look forward to your visit.
You are welcome to our services.
Mr Mark Kone Berem
DIRECTOR C.T.S.C.C.I.


[Mark this point as the moment when things start to go downhill!]

From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Sir,

Please note that I will not take the flight until I have a copy of the Sofitel hotel booking receipt. I have sent you a copy of my flight booking receipt, and I hope you will do me the courtesy of doing the same for me. I require a booking for the day of Friday 26 September.
Phil Mycrackin.


[More excuses, which Phil will just not stand for]
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 11:59:13 +0200 (CEST)
From: citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Subject: CTSC CI CONSIGNMENT FOURTH RELEASE NOTIFICATION RESPONSE
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
MR MARK KONE BEREM CITY TRUST
SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
ADDRESS NO LOT158'RUE DE CAMIEN
TREICHV-VILLE ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICAN
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826.
(CONSIGNMENT NOTIFICATION ACT CTSC CI 20/9/2003)
Attn Mr Phil Mycrackin,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your last message.My dear friend i did not like what you said that without confirming the receipt of the hotel where you will be lodging on your arrival that you will not be take your flight down here to have your consignment claimed.
Note,i only do you a fevour and not mandateling,i promised you that i will take care of your hotel bill dose not mean that we do it to all our customer but i only do it to you because of i want your friendship because the late Mr Harisson Luthman our depositor was good to me when he was here to make the deposit and nothing more than that.
[Like Phil Mycrackin given a crap]
You should not be worried about that,by next week the hotel room will be paid and the receipt will be send to you,this is my promise because i am a man of principal. Furthermore,i will want to use this medium to let you know that your account will be added more $800usd for the 8 days.
We look forward to do business with you.
You are welcome to our services where our customers
interest is well protected.
Mr Mark Kone Berem
DIRECTOR C.T.S.C.C.I.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your email. Please make sure that I receive the receipt that is all I need.
I need you to understand 100% that I will not make the flight without receiving the receipt and validating it with the hotel myself.
Once that is done to my complete satisfaction I am happy to follow your instructions. I note the $800 increase because of the extra days. This is not a problem, so long as I have the booking receipt, this is the most important factor to me at the moment. I will not fly halfway across the world without proof I have the hotel of my choice to stay in.
I thank you for your co-operation so far.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


[Oh dear, the hotel is fully booked]
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 17:17:27 +0200 (CEST)
From: citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Subject: CTSC CI CONSIGNMENT ELEASE NOTIFICATION RESPONSE
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
MR MARK KONE BEREM CITY TRUST
SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA
ADDRESS NO LOT158'RUE DE CAMIEN
TREICHV-VILLE ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
WEST AFRICAN
TELEPHONE:225-0752-9038
FAX:225-2038-5826.
(CONSIGNMENT NOTIFICATION ACT CTSC CI 20/9/2003)
Attn Mr Phil Mycrackin,
This is to inform you that i have contacted the Sofitel hotel to make the booking on that date of your arrival but they said there is no vacancy on that date,for that development i have contacted more four different 5 Star hotels here in Abidjan which is very close to the sofitel hotel,because we use to make a reservation to many of our customers in all this five star hotels stated below which is even have more security and good services than the Sofitel of your choice,you can find them in the Internet to confirm about their services and the security from them.
1)HOTEL D'IVOIRE)2)NOVOTEL HOTEL)3)GOLF HOTEL)4)PALM BEACH HOTEL. So you make a choice from one of this hotels immediately so that by next week we can secure a room for you and the receipt will be sent to you immediately.
Best Regards.
Mr Mark Kone Berem
DIRECTOR C.T.S.C.C.I.


From: Phil Mycrackin
To:citytrust_securmpany@yahoo.fr
Sir,
Thank you for your help. The Novotel will suffice. Please forward the booking receipt.
Sincerely,
Phil Mycrackin.


[Jonathan chips in]
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 18:37:12 +0200
From: "j_luthman" <j_luthman@libero.it>
Subject: PLEASE WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU

Dear Sir,
How are you today.we did not receive any of your mail since two days,Please sir we will like to hear from you to know how you have prepared for your coming.Please remember that we are not feeling fine in the camp because it is not our usall place of living.
We wait for reply.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Jonathan and Susan.

[Stop bugging me man -Phil Mycrackin in intense hotel negotiations!]


From: Phil Mycrackin
To: j_luthman@libero.it

Dear Jonathan,
All seems to be going well. I have just contacted City Trust Security to arrange my hotel booking.
Would you like me to bring some gifts for you? [Dangle carrot]
Sincerely,
Phil.